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WEVE ALL SEEN EQ SONGS, THIS ONE WAS POSTED YESTERDAY TO OUR MESSAGEBOARDS BY MY RL BROTHER......SOMEONE PLEASE HELP HIM.
[set to the tune/rhythm of THE REAL SLIM SHADY by Eminem]
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Thekk Bloodforge please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Thekk Bloodforge please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here.
Y'all act like you never seen a dwarf pally before
Jaws all on the floor like Dain, like Vindi just burst in the door
and started whoopin his ass worse than before they first went to war,
throwing him over precipice (Ahh!)
It's the return of the...
"Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just lay hands on himself, did he?"
And Loliane said... nothing you idiots!
Loliane’s dead, she's rooted in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
All the elf women think Thekk’s for them,
"Looky looky look at Thekk Bloodforge, I'm sick of him Look at him,
walkin around swinging his you-know-what
bashing the you-know-who,"
"Yeah, but he's so short though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
For thinking I can tank as just good as all the warriors do.
Sometimes, I wanna hit Kael Drakkel and just let loose,
but can't, but it's cool for Masonite to thieve my corpse’s shoes
"My pie is on my lips, my pie is on my lips,
And if you’re lucky, you might just fill your gob like this.â€
And that's the message that we deliver to newbie kids
And expect them not to know what a barbarian’s ration is.
Of course they gonna know what Halas Pie is,
By the time they hit tenth level they all go to Everfrost don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals."
Well, some of us cannibals who eat halfling sandwiches like cantaloupes.
But if we can hunt the sebilites and froglok jokes
And get bitten by those pox scarabs and poisoned with their dope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Rangers wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
I'm Thekk Bloodforge, yes I'm the pally dwarf,
All you other Thekk haters wish you were this short.
So won't the real pie eater please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Bemerien don't need uber armor to kill monsters;
well I do, so DoT him and DoT you too!
You think I give a damn about a Lammy?
Half of you tanks can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Thekk, you’re an uber pally – can you help me, dear?"
Why? You guys will just cry til you get me here
So I can pull your corpse from Ill Omen or Fear?
Nimi Mezerati better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Cendaer or Benclash the worst,
and hear 'em argue over which one helped your corpse runs first
You little twink, tried to blast me on boards I see,
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Miri, hee-hee!"
I should send to the guild a little message from me
and show the whole world how you couldn’t escape FV!
I'm sick of you twink girl and boy toons,
all you do is die soon, so I’m gonna let the mobs destroy you .
And Veeshan’s Legacy is just like me, cuss like me;
Kill the mobs with luck like me, die like me;
Love to eat pie like me
and just might be the next best thing, but not quite me!
I'm Thekk Bloodforge, yes I'm the dwarf pally,
All you other dumb asses I’ll kick out in the alley.
So won't the real pie eater please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
I'm the voice you better listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you better know before raiding the sarnak royals rooms.
The only difference is I got the rank to give orders to y'all
and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all.
I just get on guild chat and spit it and whether you like to admit it
I just kill it better than ninety percent of you players out there
Then you wonder how can mobs eat up these newbies like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm sixty
I'll be the only pally in the Sleeper’s Tomb flirting
Pinchin chanter asses when I'm swinging, blood is spurting,
I’m not shirking, cause the warrior holding agro isn't working
And every single person is a Thekk Bloodforge lurkin
He could be killing off the Sarnak King, porting off to druid rings,
Or in the Rathe Arena circling, screaming "Hey, you’d best give up!"
with Lay Hands down and a Damage Shield up
So, will the real Thekker please stand up?
And put a weapon in each hand up?
And be proud to be VL in your mind and outta control,
and one more time, loud as you can, how does pie go?
I'm Thekk Bloodforge, I love to eat pie,
Give it up to me or I’ll pop you in the eye.
So won't the real pie eater please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
I'm Thekk Bloodforge, yes I'm the pally dwarf,
All you other Thekk haters wish you were this short.
So won't the real pie eater please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Guess there's a Thekk Bloodforge in all of us...
Let's all stand up.
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A Song by:
Benclash Bladestorm
Meatshield and Officer
Veeshan's Legacy
SPEECHLESS.......
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