Wayfarers of Veeshan

The Ninja Robe...

I know a gnome, stealthy tis true
Fights like a demon, dagger in hand
He's kind of odd, no doubt about it
Has a Ninja Robe, yeah maybe in dreamland...

This robe is white, what ninja wears white?
Has fancy design, pretty if I confess
Reaches the floor, "helps my ninja loot skill!"
"It's not ninja" I say, but a pretty white dress.

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70 Bard, at your service
Elder, Wayfarer of Veeshan

Also, , , Irodanise (52 Pal), Irodanes (31 Rog), Iroardanis (19 BL), Sinadori (25 SK), Dreminal (32 Dru)

LMAO!!

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Berrin Bananabread, Warrior of 41 Seasons
Jozona Mordoni, Paladin of 55 Seasons
Ceerril Shortyguts, Druid of 27 Seasons

There was a mutt bard, neither human nor elf,
Was known to think quite highly of himself.
He pranced through the woods in his old striped pants
In search of a dress in which he could dance.
When along came a gnome, most stealthy and cunning
And wearing a dress incredibly stunning.
"Oh I wish I could be half as pretty as you"
Said the bard as he knelt down to lace up his shoe
But the rogue disappeared without any trace,
No doubt with a satisfied look on his face
For you see as the bard was admiring his dress
The rogue took his money and hastily left
And all the bard found in his purse, now very light
Was a note that said simply "Gnome Ninja's Wear White!"

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ROFL! Bravo to both of you :)

You've made me think
Could this be true?
Could the heart of my stink
be I want a dress too?

I wonder and ponder
thinking hard to myself
could he have blundered
or seen through this Half-elf

I'm sitting there thinking
doubting my intentions
I find myself blinking
Awed by his contentions

Then I wake up
from the nightmare I had
Zbik's a chump!
To plant that in my head!

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70 Bard, at your service
Elder, Wayfarer of Veeshan

Also, , , Irodanise (52 Pal), Irodanes (31 Rog), Iroardanis (19 BL), Sinadori (25 SK), Dreminal (32 Dru)

ROFL

More! More!

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Kithrana Lifeweaver
Cleric of Tunare

Poor Irodanis
The wandering bard
had no one to turn to
when good times fell hard

He wanted a gnome
to follow him around
But the dress of acceptance
was not to be found

When in with a flash
came great inspiration
A clever idea
to incur fascination

"If I can not be
in a white Gnomish dress
this new plan will surely
bring me some success"

So off Iro went
To the poachers he led
Zbik, among others,
with a thought in his head

"I need not a dress
after all of my gripes
I'll get Zbik a mask
and give him some stripes"

So that's what he did
to fulfill his great need
He changed our poor Zbik
into a lousy halfbreed

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Trapped in Veeshan. Send food.

LOUSY HALFBREED!!! HOW DARE YOU @#$@%!

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70 Bard, at your service
Elder, Wayfarer of Veeshan

Also, , , Irodanise (52 Pal), Irodanes (31 Rog), Iroardanis (19 BL), Sinadori (25 SK), Dreminal (32 Dru)

Descriptions of a Twisted Ninja Looter

Ninja loot from the mob
Ninja lootin in my robe
Ninja loot fills my pack
Ninja loot earing for my lobe

Stab em in the back
Stab em in the crown
Stab em on the foot
Stab em halfway down

Dance to the pretty song
Dance to the bad
Dancing in my head all day
Dance like a happy lad

Flowers in my hair
Flowers on the floor
Flowers on my dress
Flowers evermore

Ninja is a thing I am, Cuz lootin's where it's at
Stab is a thing I do, As a nasty gnomish rogue
Dancing's a thing I dream about, Cuz I think bards are PHAT
Flowers are a thing I love, On my DRESS it's Vogue

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70 Bard, at your service
Elder, Wayfarer of Veeshan

Also, , , Irodanise (52 Pal), Irodanes (31 Rog), Iroardanis (19 BL), Sinadori (25 SK), Dreminal (32 Dru)

Wow this has to be one of the best posts on this Board!!!! Talk about great. PROPS to you both! And thank you!

There once was a.....no.....wait....

Roses are r....ummmmm......

Shall I compare thee to.............argh...

I'm too tired
Try again tomorrow

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