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Wayfarers of Veeshan • View topic - The Ogre with a Girly Name

Wayfarers of Veeshan

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 8:55 pm 
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I dance and I sing,
with lots to say.
I glance and I spy,
an odd thing today.

An ogre ferocious,
sword in hand.
With uber muscles,
smashing things in the sand.

I looked and wondered,
what he'd killed.
He looked and smiled,
mouth ugly teeth filled.

Some poor halfling,
by the feet I noticed.
"Some rogue thief",
he said in protest.

Friends we became,
somewhat a surprise.
There be only one thing,
may cause it's demise.

There in the desert,
we stood in discussion.
The wind was blowing,
causing some disruption.

So at first I had thought,
"I must have misheard".
So in a burst I asked,
"What was that Name word?"

He repeated again,
and this time there was no doubt.
He had a girly name,
for such a bit lout.

I repressed a grin,
but couldn't keep my mouth shut!
I confessed my sin,
"You've got a Girl name!.. But"

I noticed a change,
he became quite heated.
I did my best to backpedal,
so he didn't feel mistreated.

The damage was done,
he'd become unbuckled.
The carnage was coming,
I was sure to be crumpled!

Like thunder exploding,
his laughter was frightening.
From under his belly,
it crashed like lightening.

"You've got a big mouth,
you silly leetle bard".
"You've got guts,
talking to me so hard".

After I stopped shaking,
I gave a nervous laugh.
I thought I was popped,
but instead on the right path.

You see as a bard,
I can't keep it in.
To me he's "Sally",
not really Salyen.

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Also, , , Irodanise (52 Pal), Irodanes (31 Rog), Iroardanis (19 BL), Sinadori (25 SK), Dreminal (32 Dru)


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PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:01 pm 
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OMG LOL.. can you say

DUCK and RUN hehe

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Xandamir - 57th level Templar (Ranger Rezzor)
Perisai Troublemaker - 56th level Sacrificial OUTRIDER
Pulkaria - 54th level Beastlord (Furry Ranger)
Nealyn Prae - 43rd level Druid (Ranger Wannabe)
Calithe - 47th level bardling (Never wanted to be a ranger)
Nessah - 37th Level Ranger Mezzer


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"Life ain't easy for a boy named Sue..."

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:34 pm 
Dont feel too bad Sal, he once told me baise makes him think of Baisey, which makes him think of Daisey, wich made him think of Daisey Duke!
I REFUSE to wear those shorts!


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At the time I believe you WIFE was playing the character??

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Oooooh.. talking smack about the ogre while he's defenseless without and internet connection? :) Hehe!

Heck, they even got ME calling him Sally..

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As long as he leave the Dress in the closet no one can say anything. At least he doesn't wear poofy pants :)

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Perisai Troublemaker - 56th level Sacrificial OUTRIDER
Pulkaria - 54th level Beastlord (Furry Ranger)
Nealyn Prae - 43rd level Druid (Ranger Wannabe)
Calithe - 47th level bardling (Never wanted to be a ranger)
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