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I once knew a cleric, Irodanaes by name,
Carried a big shield, big mace, and in seek of fame.
Tried to sing selos and save the day!
Failed miserably to the entire groups dismay.
His friend Irodanise was a paladin true,
Just as mixed up as that cleric fool.
Tried to sing a fear song and buy time to flee,
but it came out a whimper and there dead lay three.
You'd think Irodanes, a rogue by trade,
Would have a better plan than the other two made.
But three mobs in front, so he tried to sing Mez!
And a CR followed, think that's enough said.
We turn to Irodanas, a warrior proud!
Trying to sing like a larc, but a little bit loud.
The haste song he used made the lead Orc chuckle,
"You'll not get far", as he delivered his knuckles.
Now, Iroardanis is a beastlord, you'd never expect
would ever be caught singing, meaning no disrespect.
But when he needed resistance, he did raise his voice
His group didn't appreciate his failed bardic choice.
An SK by chance, could sing with the rest.
Sinadori, the anti Iro, always thinks he's the best
But singing a DOT at a MOB just turns tragic..
When his voice didn't seem to have the bard magic.
Dreminal, I know you've only seen him maybe twice?
A druid with one fairly major vice.
Thinks he can sing, and have Mana galore!
His groups complain though, "We just need more!"
Now it is we come down to the quick.
"I can't seem to get anywhere, and it's making me sick"
Irodanis IS a bard, with a heavy mind
"Can't heal or root, or anything useful of the kind."
"I just wish there was something, some kind of trick!"
"To make me useful like the other classes I find"
So it was, he kept struggling hard,
Singing and hasting and being a card.
Fearing and healing, regenning and speed.
Mezzing and charming and dotting at need.
Helping and struggling throughout these lands,
"I'll find my great talent!", "I just know I can"
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70 Bard, at your service
Elder, Wayfarer of Veeshan
Also, , , Irodanise (52 Pal), Irodanes (31 Rog), Iroardanis (19 BL), Sinadori (25 SK), Dreminal (32 Dru)
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...... Nice one O' Revered Leader. 
