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PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:11 pm 
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Hypnotist at the Senior Center
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> It was entertainment night at the Senior Center . Claude the hypnotist exclaimed:
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> "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."
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> The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.
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> "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six
> generations."
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> He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting:
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> "Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch..."
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> The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
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> Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotist's finger and fell to the
> floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.
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> "SHIT" said the Hypnotist.
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> It took three days to clean up the Senior Center .


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:12 pm 
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bah forgot bad word filter..use imagination on cencored begins with S


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 15, 2009 4:24 pm 
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Family-friendly forum :) Kids read. PG jokes, please, sir.


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