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| Author: | Allegretta [ Fri Nov 15, 2002 12:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Dr. Seuss, Computer Troubleshooter |
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port And the bus is interrupted at a very last resort And the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash And the double-clicking icon puts your windows in the trash And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash. If the label on the cable on the table at your house Says the network is connected to the button on the mouse But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cause sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang! source: Amarillo Globe-News, author unknown |
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