Nice... just obey the law and try not to a smart-tail
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| Author: | Windelyn [ Thu Mar 15, 2007 4:34 pm ] |
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Police Comments These 16 Police comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: 16 - "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through." 15 - "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them awhile." 14 - "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document." 13 - "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired." 12 - "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." 11- "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" 10 - "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?" 9 - "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket." 8 - "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?" 7 - "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop." 6 - "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven." 5 - "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC." 4 - "How big were those 'just two beers' you say you had?" 3 - "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can." 2 - "I'm glad to hear that Chief (of Police) Hawker is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail." AND THE WINNER IS.. 1 - "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here." police |
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| Author: | Haams [ Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:21 pm ] |
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Ouch. |
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| Author: | Nealyn [ Fri Mar 16, 2007 6:12 am ] |
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Nice... just obey the law and try not to a smart-tail
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