A brunette, redhead and a blonde walked to the edge of a cliff.
God told them: "I will grant you one wish. All you have to do, is jump over the rock, jump over the stick, jump off the cliff and say whatever you wish to be, and I will grant it."
So the redhead jumps over the rock, jumps over the stick, jumps off the cliff and yells "Eagle!" She turns into an eagle and flys off into the sunset.
The brunette also jumps over the rock, jumps over the stick, jumps off the cliff and yells "Hawk!
The brunette turns into an hawk and also flys off into the sunset.
The blonde says; "this is easy." So she gets a big running start. She trips over the rock, trips over the stick, falls backwards off the cliff and yells "Oh
!!!"
Edited -- Profanity is NOT allowed on these boards - Tan