Here's an old family receipe.
Hope this is ok.
Christmas cookie ingredients:
1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
ONE BOTTLE JOSE CUERVO TEQUILA
Instructions:
First sample Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer... Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one teaspoon of sugar... Beat again.
At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OKk, try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick up the darn fruit off the floor... Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt or something. who giveshz a sheet?
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
CHERRY MISTMAS!