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Author: | Dorann [ Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:42 pm ] |
Post subject: | Holiday Cheer |
Top ten things to say about a Christmas gift you don’t like… 10. Hey! Now there’s a gift! 9. Well, well well… 8. Boy, if I had not recently shot up 4 sizes that would’ve fit. 7. This is perfect for wearing around the basement. 6. Gosh I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are lots of unexplained fires. 5. If the dog buries it, I’ll be furious! 4. I love it – but I fear the jealousy it will inspire. 3. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the Federal Witness Protection Program. 2. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity. 1. I really don’t deserve this. |
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