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| Author: | Irodanis [ Thu Aug 08, 2002 12:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Ninja Robe .. For Zbik |
The Ninja Robe... I know a gnome, stealthy tis true Fights like a demon, dagger in hand He's kind of odd, no doubt about it Has a Ninja Robe, yeah maybe in dreamland... This robe is white, what ninja wears white? Has fancy design, pretty if I confess Reaches the floor, "helps my ninja loot skill!" "It's not ninja" I say, but a pretty white dress. |
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| Author: | Berrin [ Thu Aug 08, 2002 1:39 pm ] |
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LMAO!! |
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| Author: | Zbix [ Thu Aug 08, 2002 2:13 pm ] |
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There was a mutt bard, neither human nor elf, Was known to think quite highly of himself. He pranced through the woods in his old striped pants In search of a dress in which he could dance. When along came a gnome, most stealthy and cunning And wearing a dress incredibly stunning. "Oh I wish I could be half as pretty as you" Said the bard as he knelt down to lace up his shoe But the rogue disappeared without any trace, No doubt with a satisfied look on his face For you see as the bard was admiring his dress The rogue took his money and hastily left And all the bard found in his purse, now very light Was a note that said simply "Gnome Ninja's Wear White!" |
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| Author: | Allegretta [ Thu Aug 08, 2002 2:17 pm ] |
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ROFL! Bravo to both of you :) |
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| Author: | Irodanis [ Fri Aug 09, 2002 12:57 am ] |
| Post subject: | Ok. I see.. |
You've made me think Could this be true? Could the heart of my stink be I want a dress too? I wonder and ponder thinking hard to myself could he have blundered or seen through this Half-elf I'm sitting there thinking doubting my intentions I find myself blinking Awed by his contentions Then I wake up from the nightmare I had Zbik's a chump! To plant that in my head! |
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| Author: | Kithrana [ Sat Aug 10, 2002 6:55 am ] |
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ROFL More! More!
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| Author: | Zbix [ Sat Aug 10, 2002 10:41 am ] |
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Poor Irodanis The wandering bard had no one to turn to when good times fell hard He wanted a gnome to follow him around But the dress of acceptance was not to be found When in with a flash came great inspiration A clever idea to incur fascination "If I can not be in a white Gnomish dress this new plan will surely bring me some success" So off Iro went To the poachers he led Zbik, among others, with a thought in his head "I need not a dress after all of my gripes I'll get Zbik a mask and give him some stripes" So that's what he did to fulfill his great need He changed our poor Zbik into a lousy halfbreed |
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| Author: | Irodanis [ Sat Aug 10, 2002 8:26 pm ] |
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LOUSY HALFBREED!!! HOW DARE YOU @#$@%! |
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| Author: | Irodanis [ Sat Aug 10, 2002 11:30 pm ] |
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Descriptions of a Twisted Ninja Looter Ninja loot from the mob Ninja lootin in my robe Ninja loot fills my pack Ninja loot earing for my lobe Stab em in the back Stab em in the crown Stab em on the foot Stab em halfway down Dance to the pretty song Dance to the bad Dancing in my head all day Dance like a happy lad Flowers in my hair Flowers on the floor Flowers on my dress Flowers evermore Ninja is a thing I am, Cuz lootin's where it's at Stab is a thing I do, As a nasty gnomish rogue Dancing's a thing I dream about, Cuz I think bards are PHAT Flowers are a thing I love, On my DRESS it's Vogue |
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| Author: | Ferrer [ Sun Aug 11, 2002 1:17 am ] |
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Wow this has to be one of the best posts on this Board!!!! Talk about great. PROPS to you both! And thank you! |
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| Author: | Zbix [ Sun Aug 11, 2002 2:05 am ] |
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There once was a.....no.....wait.... Roses are r....ummmmm...... Shall I compare thee to.............argh... I'm too tired Try again tomorrow 
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