and by ALL means, if the cat you're trying to bathe happens to be an epic one, take AWAY her spear first!!!
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| Author: | HarlequinnIX [ Sun Oct 26, 2003 2:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | How to Bathe a Cat |
01) Thoroughly clean toilet. 02) Lift both lids and add shampoo. 03) Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom. 04) In one swift move, place cat in toilet, close both lids and stand on top, so cat cannot escape. 05) The cat will self agitate and produce ample suds. (Ignore ruckus from inside toilet, cat is enjoying this) 06) Flush toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides power rinse, which is quite effective. 07) Have someone open outside door, stand as far from toilet as possible and quickly lift both lids. 08) Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and outdoors, where he will air dry. |
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| Author: | Katiasky [ Mon Oct 27, 2003 2:47 am ] |
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*speechless* |
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| Author: | HarlequinnIX [ Mon Oct 27, 2003 4:43 am ] |
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and by ALL means, if the cat you're trying to bathe happens to be an epic one, take AWAY her spear first!!!
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| Author: | Mckorr [ Mon Oct 27, 2003 10:56 am ] |
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| Author: | Cymoryl [ Mon Oct 27, 2003 12:13 pm ] |
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My sister's cat loves water. She'll go sit int he bathtub and wait for you to turn it on so she can play. |
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| Author: | Allegretta [ Thu Nov 13, 2003 3:07 pm ] |
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If looks could kill . . . |
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| Author: | Katiasky [ Thu Nov 13, 2003 5:59 pm ] |
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Stop giving the paladin ideas 
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| Author: | Attrael [ Fri Nov 14, 2003 7:01 am ] |
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| Author: | Nealyn [ Fri Nov 14, 2003 7:03 am ] |
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My cat takes a shower with me every morning. He crawls into the back end of the tub and lays down and waits for me to get done. I SWEAR he is thinking.. heck just lick yourself clean like I do. |
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| Author: | Drexxell [ Fri Nov 14, 2003 7:18 am ] |
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/em pulls nervously at the collar of his shirt, clearning his throat... Reminds me of the old joke..."Why does a dog...", eh, forget...a tad too offcolor. Drex 
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