Ok, ok, all you funny guys out there picking on us Rangers!
/em pionts out to the crowd "You know who you are!"
(If I wasnt a ranger, I would laugh at these too)
RANGER JOKES:
Q: Why does it rain so much in the Karanas?
A: Because everytime a ranger dies, Tunare sheds a tear.
Q: How can you tell a ranger tried to break into your house??
A: Your cat is camping his corpse.
Q: Why don't rangers get FD?
A: Because the fall to the ground would kill them.
Q: What do you call a Warrior with no arms and no legs?
A: I don't know, but it's better than a Ranger.
Q: How do you know when a ranger has been tanking?
A: They're ususally standing naked at their bind spot.
Q: Why do Rangers get some of the best haste items in the game?
A: So they can die faster.
Q: Why is ranger armor green and brown?
A: Green so they can find their corpse in the dirt and brown so they can find their corpse on the grass.
Q: Whats the shortest Ranger joke ever?
A: LFG.
Q: What do you call a druid that doesnt have any spells and thinks he can melee?
A: A Ranger!
Q: What is the difference between a ranger and a corpse?
A: 30 seconds of combat!
Q: What did one ranger say to the other at the soulbinder?
A: Do you come here often?
Q: Why did the Ranger cross the road ?
A: Because the chicken got him down to half a bub !
Q: What's the difference between an Orc Pawn and a Ranger?
A: An Orc Pawn doesn't get teased as much as the Ranger.
Q: What did Emperior Crush say when the 100th Ranger tried to solo him?
A: DING...!!!!!
Q: What's the difference between a Ranger and the security detail that accompanies James T Kirk on away missions?
A: Rangers don't have red shirts.
Q: What inspired Absor to come up with the Ranger class?
A: By watching Kenny in the various South Park episodes.
Q: What's the difference between a Ranger and Harry Potter?
A: One of them is a scrawny, 125lb weaking nerd that couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag and the other is a wizard.
Q: Why did Absor create the PoP expansion set with so many portal books?
A: To help Rangers reach their corpses faster.
Q: What name did Absor gave to forest warriors in EQ2?
A: Rangers 2.0
Q: What do you call a level 60 Ranger?
A: Blessed
Q: What do you call a level 65 Ranger?
A: Gifted
Q: What do you call a Ranger with over 356 days of play time?
A: Masochistic
Q: What's the only difference between Wild E Coyote and a Ranger?
A: A Ranger's death is usually not the result of items ordered from Acme.
Q: Why do Clerics not heal Rangers?
A: It's more mana-efficient to res a ranger then to heal one.
Q: Why do Necros alway follow Rangers around?
A: There's always a body available for them to cast Wake the Dead.
Q: What are 3 things to ask rangers?
1. ) Ask if they need to get Aego before going in out door zones just in case it rains and they start losing HP.
2.) Ask them if they've made a "/consent" hotkey yet to save time.
3.) Ask them why they came to this raid, since there will be no need for them to eat any DT's.
What is the cheapest form of Rune?
Lvl 65 Ranger.
Q)Did you hear about the level 65 Ranger who was really tough and was always wanted in groups?
A)-And you never will either.
Q)How many rangers does it take to change a lightbulb.
A)None, the bulb was still cooling and the damage they took from touching the barely warmed glass killed them instantly.
Q)Why do they call them rangers?
A)Because no one would play a "RezMe".
Q) Did you hear about the ranger who killed Vox?
A) He got caught in her throat on the way down and she choked to death.
Ever notice how unlike every other class on the character select screen, it doesnt ask you if you are sure when you click on delete for your ranger?
SOME MISC RANGER JOKES:
Ranger = Tank Simulator
/shout TRAIN TO ZONE!!! RANGERS AND CHILDREN FIRST!!
A_Random_Guildie says, "What does this MOB drop?"
You say, "RANGERS!"
A Ranger walks into a bar.... LOADING PLEASE WAIT.
Just after Kunark was released and epic discusions were rife. General consensus was that the ranger epic should of proc "resurrection".
Monk (pulling): "Incoming, random_mob_o1 times three!!"
Raid Leader: "Off yer butz! Meleers to the front, casters step
back....rangers....try to look as if you are contributing."
There Are You Happy NOW !
And here is the final
j/k
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