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Author: | Irodanis [ Wed Jul 09, 2003 8:55 pm ] |
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I dance and I sing, with lots to say. I glance and I spy, an odd thing today. An ogre ferocious, sword in hand. With uber muscles, smashing things in the sand. I looked and wondered, what he'd killed. He looked and smiled, mouth ugly teeth filled. Some poor halfling, by the feet I noticed. "Some rogue thief", he said in protest. Friends we became, somewhat a surprise. There be only one thing, may cause it's demise. There in the desert, we stood in discussion. The wind was blowing, causing some disruption. So at first I had thought, "I must have misheard". So in a burst I asked, "What was that Name word?" He repeated again, and this time there was no doubt. He had a girly name, for such a bit lout. I repressed a grin, but couldn't keep my mouth shut! I confessed my sin, "You've got a Girl name!.. But" I noticed a change, he became quite heated. I did my best to backpedal, so he didn't feel mistreated. The damage was done, he'd become unbuckled. The carnage was coming, I was sure to be crumpled! Like thunder exploding, his laughter was frightening. From under his belly, it crashed like lightening. "You've got a big mouth, you silly leetle bard". "You've got guts, talking to me so hard". After I stopped shaking, I gave a nervous laugh. I thought I was popped, but instead on the right path. You see as a bard, I can't keep it in. To me he's "Sally", not really Salyen. |
Author: | Nealyn [ Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:01 pm ] |
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OMG LOL.. can you say DUCK and RUN hehe |
Author: | Zbix [ Wed Jul 09, 2003 9:23 pm ] |
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"Life ain't easy for a boy named Sue..." |
Author: | Baise [ Wed Jul 09, 2003 10:34 pm ] |
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Dont feel too bad Sal, he once told me baise makes him think of Baisey, which makes him think of Daisey, wich made him think of Daisey Duke! I REFUSE to wear those shorts! |
Author: | Irodanis [ Thu Jul 10, 2003 11:38 am ] |
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At the time I believe you WIFE was playing the character?? |
Author: | Baise [ Thu Jul 10, 2003 6:58 pm ] |
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Author: | Katiasky [ Fri Jul 11, 2003 8:15 am ] |
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Oooooh.. talking smack about the ogre while he's defenseless without and internet connection? Hehe! Heck, they even got ME calling him Sally.. |
Author: | Nealyn [ Fri Jul 11, 2003 8:30 am ] |
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As long as he leave the Dress in the closet no one can say anything. At least he doesn't wear poofy pants |
Author: | salyen [ Fri Jul 11, 2003 9:55 am ] |
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