hahaha thats great i love it
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| Author: | Stubbpoke Goldenblade [ Wed Jun 11, 2003 8:22 pm ] |
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Was E-mailed to me by thw wife hope you all enjoy. Everquest meets Iraq US: Ok, putting together a group for an Iraq raid... who's in? UK: Of course I'm in. Turkey: Only if someone makes me new armor. Last Iraq raid I lost money on. US: *sigh* Ok, I can't make your cultural armor, but I'll help pay for it. How much you need? Turkey: 100k plat. US: ***?! Are you smithing the armor out of platinum, ya tard? No frikking way. 30k plat, and that's all I'm offering. Turkey: Sweet. Ok, I'm in. Spain: I frikking hate Iraq. They were spawn campin us for frikking EVER, man -- long time ago, but we're still pissed off about it. Meet you at Turkish zone line. US: Cool, thx. Italy: Me 2. Chile: I'm in. US: Ok, so far, got US, UK, Turks, Spain, Italy, Chile. Bulgaria: Umm, got room for some lowbies? Thought maybe we could leech some raid xp ... US: Yeah, sure. Why not. Just don't attack anything. Make sure to set up a /assist US hotkey, ok? France: Hey all, what's up? US: Putting together a raid, hitting Iraq. France: No frikking way, dood. Look, I'm part of Alliance leadership, and I say no way do we go in there. I'm using Alliance veto. US: ***? Alliance Veto? France: Yeah, it's in the guild charter. Me, Germany, US, Russia, and China can all cancel any guild raid event. Bulgaria: Hey, me and the other Eastern Europeans wanna go ... France: ****, n00b. Your guild got no say in this. Bulgaria: ,,!,, Germany: I don't really want to go either. US: ... France: Yeah, we veto. No guildies go to Iraq. US: What about you, Russia. Russia: Well, if everyone else goes, it's ok, but if France and Germany say no, then that's cool. US: Jeebus. Dood, show some balls. You used to love going on raids. Russia: Yeah, but that Afghanistan raid a while back was a disaster. Total group wipe-out. US: Yeah, but you were in different alliance, man. This is different. Besides, we pwn3d last time we went on Iraq raid. France: Doesn't matter. I say no. Spain: .tell US doesn't matter if France doesn't go anyway, he just feigns death anytime he sees combat. He's a bu77munch. Lives next door to me. Spain: Oops. MT. France: Oh yeah? Well you skipped that WWII raid completely. Spain: Only cuz I'd just come back from dueling, was too tired to raid. Besides, you died in first wave, spent the rest of the raid licking dirt and whining. France: ..!.. US: Guys, c'mon. I'm trying to put this thing together, here... look, I don't care what France says. I'm going, and anyone who wants to come with me can. China, you in? China: *shrug* Don't feel like it. US: Ok... North Korea has challenged you to a duel! Type /duel accept to accept or /duel decline to decline the challenge. US: /duel decline North Korea tells you: "Dood u r teh suq. I will r0xxorz u" You tell North Korea: No thanks, guy. Trying to get a raid going. North Korea tells you: "Ur just scaerd of teh pwnage" You tell North Korea: Riiiigh. ****, okay? I'm busy. North Korea taunts you. /ignore North Korea. US: How come you're not coming, Germany? Germany: I'm just not into the violence anymore. You tell Germany: Bullsh1t, you're just waiting for us to go into Iraq so you can gank France again. Germany tells you: Ooops. *blush* busted!! You tell Germany: Dude, why bother? He's green to you. Germany tells you: It's just satisfying, I guess. It shuts him up for a while, anyway. France: I'm telling you, if anyone goes, then it'll break the Alliance. Spain tells you: Whoop-de-sh1t, this Alliance sucks. Let's go anyways. US: France, *** is ur problem? France: I want to send scouts in first. Let them see if any named are up. US: Ok, how long it gonna take them? France: Couple weeks, maybe. Months, possibly. US: MONTHS? ***! Dude, I don't want to wait that long. I'll give your scouts a week, at most. We'll reschedule then. France: I may veto anyway. US: Yeah, whatever. /tell Spain Yeah, may have to. He's a dipsh1t. Bulgaria tells you: If you go, let me know. Me and my lowbie buddies are in. You tell Bulgaria: Cool, thx. Are you someone's alt? Bulgaria tells you: Some of us were Russia's buff toons, but we're soloing now. US: Ok, meet again next week. We'll take things from there |
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| Author: | Kahmon [ Wed Jun 11, 2003 8:28 pm ] |
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Thats pretty funny. Anyone have a Dude speak --> common dictionary I can borrow? |
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| Author: | salyen [ Thu Jun 12, 2003 7:23 am ] |
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ROFL that was great |
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| Author: | Tililu [ Thu Jun 12, 2003 8:49 am ] |
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ROFL Hahahaa. That's sounds about right. Oh, man got to stop laughing before someone hears me. |
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| Author: | Snowcap [ Thu Jun 12, 2003 9:03 am ] |
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hahaha thats great i love it
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| Author: | Sofus [ Thu Jun 12, 2003 11:51 am ] |
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