Wayfarers of Veeshan

I found this earlier and I simply cannot agree but I thought I would post it and see how it goes.

Top 10 Reasons Gnome's Are Annoying

10) Gnomes?? Did you say Gnomes?!!?!? "They're coming back for me!!!!!!! I don't want another cookie in my brain!!!" *runs screaming*

9) Just say their name over and over a few times. Gnomes, Gnomes, Gnomes. See, annoying.

They are always looking up me kilt.

7) Can't use large weapons, can only use medium weapons with two hands, -2 strength, move = 20 feet, backpack carries only 1/4 the weight. Need I say more? -

6) No meat on dem bonz

5) They enjoy poking you.

4) Gnome-tossing just doesn't have the same ring to it like Dwarf-tossing

3) Because the sun rises in the morning, so long as that happens they shall be annoying. And when those blasted gnomes screw that up, well all be to dead to care...

2) They bite when in bar fights.

1) They make a mess when you smack them with your mace.