Ode to a DL Corpse Run
[with apologies to Five For Fighting]
I can’t stand to fly
without my gear on me
I’m just out to find
A corpse that looks like me
I just left the spires... I’m high as a plane
Miles below my feet, I still pull a train
Where's the tunnel to F... V...?
Ill Omen was fine
The Sarnak Fort was sweet
'Til the Sarnak lord arrived
And my whole group got creamed
But when I reload... a hideous scene
I'm back in PoK, and I'm really peeved
I didn't bind close... and yes, I'll concede
Netherbian would be best for me
Port to DL, run across? EEEEK!
Beg a lev, then up and away for me
Hope this works right...
It's a corpse run Kunark flight
I’m not crazy... or anything...
Think I'm up too high
Is that down there KC?
If Gorenaire has popped
Then it's the end of me
I’m only a elf in a flimsy green sheet
Dodging the Drachnid clans, and the Sarnak creeps
A buck naked elf, if they catch me I'm meat
Looking for hidden caves leading to FV
It's in the trees...
What's that I see?
Crap, they're after me!
It's time to flee!
I’m only a elf
It sucks to be me
Can agro act
From ten thousand feet?
The tunnel is close,
But the mobs have caught me
Oh crap, he stunned me!
hmmm, hmmm, hmmm...
[LOADING, PLEASE WAIT]
Next time I'll bind...
in F... V...
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